Bronya Vladivoshnoshtk! © 2007 Emerald Rose

We have neither the alphabet, the words, nor the wherewithal to actually transcribe this tune. The language is most likely a blend of Russian, Albanian, Latvian, Serbo-Croatian, and Eastern Lithuanian mountain dialects. Concepts possibly inspired by Tolstoy, Dostoyevski, and Marx (Groucho). If you do, in fact, have a translation of this song, please inform the band at If you know Borat personally, let him know we have a theme song.

Music, lyrics and dialect by Arthur Hinds
Arthur Hinds -- vocal

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